Hilarity Ensues?

Some things to make you chuckle on this fine day in April (the cruelest month, donchaknow):

• First Kramer, then Imus, and now...La-Z-Boy?: Yes, behold the story of the racist furniture! Who knew the Chinese had problems with black people? Maybe Yao's constantly muttering racial epithets when he's on the court and looking like an undead giant. Anyways, check out this story: http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_9559.aspx
• Who Knew Our Vice President Was Such a Skeev? Oh, that's right--everybody.
  
  
  
  
• SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION: As many of you may know, I've been working with my writing partner (and heterolifemate) Keith Doughty on The Goonies: The Musical. With the recent announcement that Richard Donner and Steven Spielberg are trying to make a real charge to Broadway, we're attempting to start an internet sensation. First stop? MySpace! So if you have a MySpace account, please add us to your friends. Head over to our page to listen to & download our songs: http://www.myspace.com/gooniesthemusical
• A Great Song about Robots NOT by Jonathan Coulton? This song is amazing! It's like "Blinded Me With Science" meets Short Circuit. Well done, sir! I present to you "We're In Business" by Andrew Thompson:
  

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• Before the Fockers, There Was Comedy: And while the new Die Hard Trailer is red hot right now, behold the much better trailer featuring John McClane, back when Ben Stiller was funny (although already showing signs of being annoying):