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- Favorite Beatle?
- Last Book Read
- Last Movie You Saw in Theaters
- Favorite Sexual Position?
- What drugs have you done?
- What Drugs Do you want to do?
- Who was your teenage celebrity crush growing up?
- Favorite Bill Murray Film?
- Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?
- Favorite Drink?
- What’s the best sitcom of all time?
- Name one unusual place that you want to have sex. Why there?
- What would your porn name be? (first pet + first street you lived on)
- Kicks to the Groin: Funny or Not Funny at all?
- Favorite song by The Rolling Stones?
- Who’s your favorite super hero (Spidey week in NYC, 4/30-5/6!)?
- How often do you watch porn?
- Most distinguished/pompous book you’ve read
- Prince: Yay or Nay?
- Would you rather have a boat or a plane?
- What is your favorite Velvet Underground album?
- Favorite word?
- Favorite kids’ book?
- Name of the company you would start is:
posted by The Neurotic Monkey @ 3:03 PM
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* Favorite Beatle?
Paul. i'm a sucker for pop, and i love his voice.
* Last Book Read?
Gravity's Rainbow by Pynchon (and two companion books)
* Last Movie You Saw in Theaters?
Children of Men
* Favorite Sexual Position?
doggy
* What drugs have you done?
booze, pot, nicotine. xanax, percocet and vicodin for medical reasons.
* What Drugs Do you want to do?
none thanks.
* Who was your teenage celebrity crush growing up?
leo dicaprio. i know i'm pathetic.
* Favorite Bill Murray Film?
tie. Lost in Translation is as poignant as Stripes is funny.
* Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?
GREAT question. my dad and i (both longtime warner bros. junkies) have debated this many times and we always settle on Daffy. these are
two great characters, and they're especially great together. but daffy's always the initiator, he's the one on edge, unpredictable. bugs' hilarity tends to stem from his complete control of the situation, which is cool and funny in its own right, but i lean toward daffy's complete lack of control and ability to fly off in so many fanatical directions with the slightest push or the flimsiest of pretexts. Daffy's comic range is much greater than Bugs'. I love em
both so much and hate to choose, but i gotta say Daffy.
* Favorite Drink?
water. lame eh? alkyhol would be Guinness and Saranac Summer Ale.
* What's the best sitcom of all time?
gotta say seinfeld. scrubs and arrested development a close second.
* Name one unusual place that you want to have sex. Why there?
never given road head. be fun to do that.
* What would your porn name be? (first pet + first street you lived on)
that's not my criteria, i've long-established my porn name is John Maple.
* Kicks to the Groin: Funny or Not Funny at all?
funny. (also footballs)
* Favorite song by The Rolling Stones?
street fighting man
* Who's your favorite super hero?
Don't know alot about superheroes but i'll go with V.
* How often do you watch porn?
once a week about i guess.
* Most distinguished/pompous book you've read
Steppenwolf. god i hated it.
* Prince: Yay or Nay?
yay
* Would you rather have a boat or a plane?
plane.
* What is your favorite Velvet Underground album?
Such a close one, but White Light/White Heat beats the debut by a nose.
* Favorite word?
never thought about it. "Kiss" i guess.
* Favorite kids' book?
i guess i have to say Where the Red Fern Grows, and yes i cried like a baby. Maniac Magee was also a fav.
* Name of the company you would start is:
Good as Gould Productions (logo would be shot of Elliot Gould eating a messy sandwich, perhaps hot meatball, with napkin tucked into shirt)
* favorite beatle: paul. just love how he bops while singing.
*last book read: been reading "atlas shrugged" for eons. finally added "the voyage out" by virginia woolf for variety.
* last movie in theaters: pan's labyrinth
* teenage celebrity crush: keanu. sigh. he had me at 'speed'
* fave bill murray film: rushmore, but tough call!
* bugs or daffy: eeeeh, what's up doc? hands down.
* fave drink: OJ
* best sitcom of all time: wow. these days i have to say 'the office'.
* porn name: rikki harrison. hmm.
* kicks to the groin: i'm not a guy, but pain is pain -- not funny.
* fave rolling stones song: wild horses.
* fave super hero: superman.
* most distinguished/pompous book i've read: i have no idea...
* prince: y to the ay. love him.
* boat or a plane: boat, but no powerboat. like a big ol schooner. and you're invited.
* fave velvet underground album: can't really answer that, but my fave song is pale blue eyes.
* fave word: alacrity.
* fave kids book: where to begin? unfortunately, 'bridge to terabithia' was a HUGE fave with me..and now it's an awful movie. but KIDS kids books is 'if you give a mouse a cookie'
* name of company you would start: Best in Show. not even sure what kind of company it is.
****i'm at work so i shouldn't be doing this anyway, but i have respectfully declined to answer sex/drug questions. smooch!****
I'm terrible at these things but I'll give it a shot:
1. John, He had great hair.
2. Akhenaten Dweller in truth by Naguib Mahfouz
3. Dead Silence, fucking awful.
4. doggy.
5.Pot, coke, mushrooms, mdma, acid, and alcohol.
6. I think I've hit my limit.
7. This one's tough, There were too many to count. Mostly Grant Hill, but there was a long Vince Vaughn/Leo stint too. And Johnny Depp has been My biggest celeb cruch since I was like 8 so there's that too...
8. If Little shop of Horrors doesn't count, then I say The royal tenenbaums.
9. This is a tough call, because Those are my two favorite Loony Tunes characters. If i'm forced to choose, I have to go with Bugs, I like his style. Daffy always kind of seemed like a characature of some bumbling fool black person. That said, I still think he's hillarious. Does that make me an uncle tom?
10. Vernors ginger ale
11. This is another really tough one, but I may have to go with Arrested development. Soap's a close second though.
12. My rooftop, You can see all of New york, it's beautiful.
13. Faith ann 143 st. Doesn't work too well I know.
14. Hillarious.
15. Paint it black
16. Does Batman count? Cause he doesn't really have superpowers. Otherwise spiderman's pretty cooI I guess.
17. I don't know.The bible I guess.
18. Yay all day.
19. Plane, hands down.
20. Idon't know enough albums to pick.
21. Yes. (although Dean is right up there too. Lame but true)
22. Eloise
23. Luxurious inc. It just sounds good.
Fav Beattle -
Paul but only because I think John would be a dick (early years) /annoying (later years) when you met him...frankly Ringo would probably be the only one worth hanging out with
Last Book Read?
Lair's Poker - Michael Lewis
Last Movie in Theaters?
Children of Men
Fav Sexual Postiion?
Chilly Dog?..Dirty Sanchez?..nope I follow the advise of James of "Laid" fame
What drugs?
Standard american suburban HS and Liberal Arts college stuff, minus sniffing and needles
What drugs want to do?
Lipitor?
Teen crush?
Kelly Kipowski
Bill Murray movie?
Caddyshack
Bugs v Daffy?
Such a fucking great question...I think its Bugs cuz early Daffy was my grip but later I felt like they watered him down...
Fav Drink?
Boddington's, suits and occasion
Best sitcom?
This is like best Running Back of all time do I go with the player who had a short but illustrious carreer (Jim Brown, Arrest Development) one who has all the records but tailed off towards the end of his career (Emit Smith, The Simpsons), or the one who was probably the most complete RB of all time (Walter Payton, Seinfeld)...I hate guys who hang on to long and I can't elavate someone without a full carrer to best ever status so I go with Seinfeld
Have Sex?
Old age home, cause that means I made it that far and I still gots the magic
Porn Name?
Habeas Corpus Parkview...Wow that's really not fun
Groin kicks?
Funny
Rolling Stones song?
Monkey Man
Fav Super Hero?
I really dig Green Lantern (Kyle Rayner version)...and Dean-o you know how I feel about Hawkgirl..
How often watch porn?
Never
Most distinguished/pompous book?
Probably some Econometrics text
Prince?
Yes
Boat or Plane?
Tough call, want the boat cause there always a good time but the ability to fly somewhere at a moments notice probably out weighs getting drunk and fishing on my own boat...wait I think I just changed my mind...
Velvet Underground album?
White Light/White Heat
Favorite word?
Never really gave that much thought.....calm
Fav kids book?
Anything by Matt Christopher, particularly "the Fox Steals Home"
Name of Company?
Out Kicked Coverage Inc.
Favorite Beatle?
George.
Last Book Read?
How I Learned to Drive by Paula Vogel
Last Movie You Saw in Theaters?
300
Favorite Sexual Position?
Missionary... I worry I'm quite dull...
What drugs have you done?
Just prescription pharmecuticals. Might have been more ethical to fund drug dealers, though...
What Drugs Do you want to do?
Been clean for three years. Hope to stay that way.
Who was your teenage celebrity crush growing up?
Natalie Portman... just *before* Phantom Menace came out.
Favorite Bill Murray Film?
Groundhog Day, probably. Maybe Ghostbusters.
Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?
A few years ago I would have said Bugs. Now that I'm more self-aware, I think I have to go with the Duck.
Favorite Drink?
Root Beer
What's the best sitcom of all time?
Hmmm... Fawlty Towers?
Name one unusual place that you want to have sex. Why there?
Much to my regret, I've never done it outside anywhere. So a nice field, I suppose.
Porn Name?
Um... Herman Wendell? It's not very Porney at all.
Kicks to the Groin: Funny or Not Funny at all?
Not in the first person.
* Favorite song by The Rolling Stones?
Sympathy for the Devil
* Who's your favorite super hero?
Oh... probably Batman.
* How often do you watch porn?
Never... But only recently have I abstained out of principal
* Most distinguished/pompous book you've read
I'm not sure I've read enough distinguished books...
* Prince: Yay or Nay?
...yay?
* Would you rather have a boat or a plane?
boat
* What is your favorite Velvet Underground album?
Uh oh...
* Favorite word?
Mellow...
* Favorite kids' book?
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
* Name of the company you would start is:
Chapter 11, Inc.
• Favorite Beatle?
Paul McCartney. Yeah he’s embarrassing now…like really horribly embarrassing now, but whenever he sings “Hey Jude” he wins me back.
• Last Book Read
Real book that I completed: The Spellman Files by Lisa Lutz
Comic Book that I completed: Bizarre New World #1 by Skipper Martin & Christopher Provencher
• Last Movie You Saw in Theaters
Grindhouse
• Favorite Sexual Position?
Reverse Cowgirl
• What drugs have you done?
Pot, nicotine, caffeine, alcohol, LSD, ecstasy, shrooms, Ambien, Opium, and a controlled substance known as “Alpha”
• What Drugs Do you want to do?
I’m all set at the moment.
• Who was your teenage celebrity crush growing up?
Kelly Kapowski & Neve Campbell (party of five, anyone?)
• Favorite Bill Murray Film?
(Tie) Groundhog Day & The Life Aquatic
• Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?
Daffy all the way.
• Favorite Drink?
NonAlcoholic – Cherry Coke
Alcoholic – Pina Colada (yes, I would never order it, but they are delicious. Suck it)
• What’s the best sitcom of all time?
Despite all of the pain it’s done to me recently, there were some pretty great times with The Simpsons. With ubiquitous quotes popping up from it all of the time, acting like a universal short hand in ways Seinfeld never can, The Simpsons was able to parody so much and create wholly original forms of hilarity.
• Name one unusual place that you want to have sex. Why there?
On the balcony of some Manhattan sky rise. I dunno, it seems diabolical.
• What would your porn name be? (first pet + first street you lived on)
Muffin Farrar…that just sucks.
• Kicks to the Groin: Funny or Not Funny at all?
Assuming they’re random and nonlethal – hilarious. If they’re predicted and/or lethal? Still hilarious.
• Favorite song by The Rolling Stones?
”Thru and Thru” & “Gimme Shelter”
• Who’s your favorite super hero (Spidey week in NYC, 4/30-5/6!)?
We all know this is an incredibly hard question so I will break it down:
a) To read? Tie between Invincible and Spiderman
2) Best powers? Probably Superman, cuz he can do a shit-ton of stuff
iii) Coolest hero I’d like to be? Batman
• How often do you watch porn?
It probably averages out to about once a week. Although I don’t really watch it, but instead just use it as a type of springboard to get my mind in the proper, disgusting mood.
• Most distinguished/pompous book you’ve read
Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace
• Prince: Yay or Nay?
Yay, with some occasional Nay moments (Carmen Electra’s rap career, anybody?)
• Would you rather have a boat or a plane?
A boat.
• What is your favorite Velvet Underground album?
The Velvet Undergound (third album)
• Favorite word?
Scrumptious or onomatopoeia
• Favorite kids’ book?
Real Young: Runaway Bunny
Young: Castle in the Attic
• Name of the company you would start is:
Neurotic Monkey Productions
Favorite Beatle?
I think George. I like that he was sort of the quiet Beatle. Also he wrote a couple of my favorite songs by them. Though I can really admire Lennon and I like the quote in the film “The US vs. John Lennon,” when he says, “If I can get my name in the paper with the word ‘peace’ underneath it, why not?”
Last Book Read
Started reading “The Unbearable Lightness of Being.” Stopped ½ way through. Now reading “The No-Asshole Rule.” I like it much better.
Last Movie You Saw in Theaters:
Blades of Glory.
Favorite Sexual Position?
Depends on my mood.
What drugs have you done?
If mother nature made it, then she wants me to have it. Otherwise it’s not for me.
What Drugs Do you want to do?
More from mother nature’s stash.
Who was your teenage celebrity crush growing up?
I didn’t really crush on celebrities. I can’t think of anyone that I crushed on for more than 2 seconds before getting distracted by something else.
Favorite Bill Murray Film?
Probably Rushmore. Though I always use the line “so I’ve got that goin’ for me.”
Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck?
Bugs. Daffy would often become redundant. Plus Bugs played both sides so well.
Favorite Drink?
Alcoholic: Lemon Drop. Non-alcoholic: either Mo’Beta by Odwalla or Peach Oolong Tea by Honest Teas.
What’s the best sitcom of all time?
Family ties is up there for me. But I show love for the Cosby Show because I grew up with it. But I don’t find the later shoes as easily re-watchable as any Family Ties episode.
Name one unusual place that you want to have sex. Why there?
Semi-public. It would be fun.
What would your porn name be? (first pet + first street you lived on)
Petunia Echo
Kicks to the Groin: Funny or Not Funny at all?
Funny.
Favorite song by The Rolling Stones?
I don’t know many of their songs honestly. I like “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” but that might be tied into my really liking The Big Chill.
Who’s your favorite super hero (Spidey week in NYC, 4/30-5/6!)?
Batman. Though I have love for Wolverine, Gambit and Beast.
How often do you watch porn?
Rarely.
Most distinguished/pompous book you’ve read
The Unbearable Lightness of Being. I haven’t read more than ½ way through but I keep feeling like so many people that read it attach so much significance to it and I just don’t know that this book is THAT groundbreaking and amazing and life changing. So far it’s just a story and it hasn’t made me alter my life view, despite its title and underlying eagerness to do so.
Prince: Yay or Nay?
I don’t listen to his music but I give him respect.
Would you rather have a boat or a plane?
Boat. I don’t want to learn how to fly. If I didn’t have to fly it, then maybe plane, cause I hate recirculated air with the general public. I don’t trust them at all. But boat would be mad fun more often then a plane. A plane would be convenient more than anything else.
What is your favorite Velvet Underground album?
No idea.
Favorite word?
Right now: crap, like Eddie Izzard, “That was such a crap joke.” Longtime favorite: twat. My slogan right now is “You don’t have to be an asshole.”
Favorite kids’ book?
The Bunnicula series. Or books by Ronald Dahl.
Name of the company you would start is:
Don’t know yet for either.
Beatle(.)(.) I'm not really into "british music" but I am going to have to say Ringo. He seems like a regular guy who would lend you $5 if you needed it; but secretly maybe is an amazing musician?
Last book read(o)(o) sex, drugs, and coco puffs by chuck klostersomething and more importantly lent to me by none other than the neurotic monkey.
movie < >< > the ice skating one. loved the LED lights in the costumes. and will arnet. (forever).
posish: ($)($) really, all of them.
Drugs...check (-)(-) pot, coke, e, k, ritalin, klons, vicadin, codeine, and all those other drugs left over from my tonsillectomy.
Drugs...no check yet[][] whatever is in the "yellow bottle"
teeny crush()() Joshua Jackson, no contest
bill murray(*)(*) a of all, i have never seen caddy shack. that being said, i choose ghostbusters 2.
bugs?($)($) Neigther, animated characters from before 1970 make me feel weird.
drink(%)(o) Apricot nectar or single malt scotch, neat
sitcom(!)(!) arrested development :)
sextination()(O) Zanibar. its unusual!
porn(,)(,) Sandy Mill. Thats hot right?
groin kicks[O][O] 99% not funny. I'm a classy broad.
rolling stones(e)(e) again with the "british music," i guess ruby tuesday...?
super hero( )() Wonder woman! woooooo! and Gambit
porn?|.||.| zero to never
pompous book OO prolly portrait of the artist as a young man in AP english...people are impressed by joyce for some reason.
(X)(X) MORE PRINCE ALL THE TIME FOREVER
boat/plane?<><> tough one! I guess plane, given that all the expenses and arrangements for landing wherever i want are taken care of. Can i have both?
(+)(O) I am not qualified to answer this question, but i choose the velevet underground by the velvet underground.
/ o/ o/ socioeconomic stratification, for all those A- that word alone has gotten me in my lifetime.
kids book #(o) my parents didnt read to me as a child. i had one book on tape, it was about an eagle learning to fly and leaving its nest. that was my favorite
company: {.}{.} Glamtastic, Inc.
favorite beatle?
george, inherited from my mother. besdies at least he was trying. john was a fucking prick, paul was a hack and ringo was barely there.
last book read?
the plot against america by philip roth
last movie i saw in theaters?
blades of glory, not worth it.
favorite sexual position?
reverse missionary
what drugs have i done?
everything except smack, crack and angel dust.
what drugs do i want to do?
real absinthe, and i wish pot still worked.
teenage celebrity crush?
kate moss/ginger spice. i know, i know.
fave bill murray film?
groundhog day, its the only one that accurately portrays his range. totally genius in spite of andy macdowell.
bugs or daffy?
bugs i suppose.
favorite drink?
stiegl
best sitcom of all time?
i love lucy. this is not open for debate. it is the cornerstone for all fictional television.
unusual place to have sex?
the 7 train
porn name?
magic grandin
kicks to the groin?
high comedy.
stones song?
as tears go by. they peaked early.
fave super hero?
batman of course.
how often do i watch porn?
not that often
most distinguished/pompous book ive read?
the society of the spectacle, which is completely true by the way.
prince?
yay
boat or a plane?
a plane
fave velvets album?
the self titled third album
favorite word?
shitfuck
favorite kids book?
berenstein bears get a new home
name of my company is:
patient glacier
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