Neurotic Monkey's Guide to Survival Declares War on Pure Prattle

With blogs becoming major news in the past couple of days, breaking stories and embarrassing major journalists, it's only fitting that two blogs BECOME the story. In an unprecedented move unseen so far in the burgeoning age of Bloggers, this web site has declared war on Pure Prattle, another blog.

"Pure Prattle supports terrorism, hates babies, and is known to laugh at retarded people," The Neurotic Monkey, Editor-In-Chief of the site, declared early this morning. "Also, there's a lot of spelling and grammatical mistakes over there. Which isn't evil or anything, just kind of annoying."

The relationship between the two blogs has always been lukewarm if not tense. Robert Farish, the attractive but violent dictator at Pure Prattle, has threatened The Neurotic Monkey, warning that if certain demands weren't met, he and his friends would be "toast."

"This blog does not cow tow to threats, and we certainly will not cede the safety and security of our readers for the interests of a foreign blog," The Neurotic Monkey continued. This declaration of war is coming at a time of unprecedented activity at Neurotic Monkey's Guide to Survival, following the two month white out that occurred during December 2004-January 2005. But now The Neurotic Monkey is back, writing constantly, and says that "the internet may be infinite, but I will not allow my readers to be threatened, nor do I like toast."

The plan is to begin imposing sanctions on Pure Prattle, first by not letting them talk about such things as Nicole Richie and MTV Programming anymore, topics that would devastate the blog as they are part of the main pop culture resource that Pure Prattle discusses.

At press time, Robert Farish was unable/unwilling to give us a comment on the developing crisis, although he did write a note telling us to "suck it".

The Neurotic Monkey named Pure Prattle as part of the Axis of Internet Evil, along with www.FatChicksGetFaceFucked.org and that "Kid who thinks He's In Star Wars, Twirling Around Like An Idiot."