Accidental Haiku

While describing my current situation in an email to mi amigo Ichi-san, I accidentally realized I was writing something that rhymed. Even weirder was that I had the first two lines of a haiku. So only the last line was changed to feet the scansion and the rhyme. It's crap, but I just think the randomness is funny. Enjoy, muthafuckers!


You see Life for me
is as it always should be:
going horribly.