A New Captain EO for a New Millenium
Believe it or not...that's Jaleel White.
AKA Urkel.
Yep it is. Shout out to www.gofugyourself.com for having this photo and for being one of the funniest sites ever.
Seriously though -- he looks like he ransacked Lando Calrissian's wardrobe, and then danced the night away to Michael Jackson's Off the Wall.
And just think -- we get to see what his older counterpart, Balky (Bronson Pinchot), has become when he appears in the new season of The Surreal Life.
Poor bastards, the lot of them.
PS Did you know Francis Ford Coppola directed Captain EO? And Anjelica Huston was in it? The fuck? So Jackson got Martin Scorsese for Bad, Coppola for Captain EO, and John Landis for Thriller and Black & White. Although, whoever directed "Remember the Time" should be shot in the kneecaps -- or just severely lectured to for a couple of hours.
posted by The Neurotic Monkey @ 2:33 AM
13 Comments:
HOT!!! I wanna tap dat ass!!
How is it, Neurotic, m'darlin, that you find the most unflattering pictures of black celebrities?
I don't think boys are allowed to wear tall boots over jeans like that...
I don't think ANYONE should be allowed to wear knee high boots over jeans like that. It brings to memory the lovely legwarmers of the 80s.
well, "Linds," maybe the style waves haven't hit canada yet but the tall boots over jeans waaaaas the look this past winter, and its hot. and so are legwarmers.
Yes, "anonymous" and regardless of what Cosmo tells you what is fashionable, perhaps you were too young, (or just fashionably inept enough) to actually remember how horrible legwarmers actually looked when they first came into fashion, and wore them yourself this past winter.
I'm sure you wandered around like half the girls here, (if you are female, and possibly if your male, whatever rings your bell. Anonymity seems to make it hard to come to a conclusion.) pretending you were traversing northern Alaskan tundra wearing Ugg boots as well.
don't even get me started on Ugg(ly) boots.
Jebus, I miss a week and now I'll never catch up. I'm not much for that anyway, so HI MANIC!
I'll try to stop by more often. Been actually workin' and shit...
when did i mentioned Uggs?
All riiiiight people. Simmer down now.
a) Hello, Sex. Nice to see you. I trust all is well?
2) Wearing knee high boots over jeans AND leg warmers were both quite fashionable in the past year. The legwarmers thang was mainly ironic. And despite one's misgivings and well placed hatred of Cosmo it is still a representative of what is fashionable. Unfortunate though it may be, it is still the awful truth. Cosmo, along with other fashion magazines and marketing giants, does dictate what is fashionable. It sucks but it's true.
III) Canada isn't the stone age. They are actually currently on the cutting edge of a lot of music, with an underground and quiet (could it be any other way?) Canadian Invasion of such bands as The Arcade Fire, Caribou (formerly Manitoba), and The Unicorns. Now if we could just get them to take back Mike Meyers.
Quatro) The "fuzzy boots over jeans" look is still not a good look on most people. Especially Stephan Ur-kell. And Uggs are pretty retarded, no matter who introduced the topic. It's like a marsupial pouch full of sweat, funk, and sadness.
Fif!) Y'all better git along, or else so help me christ I'll take you outside and show you what it's like!
Now kiss and make up. Yeah...that's nice....real slow like that....mmhmmm...
Heh.
Please dont waste our time with a meaningless post.
Someone has their panties in a knot.
I do believe that D. asked us to calm down, and believe me, I could tear you a new asshole if I felt like it, but you're not worth the effort. If you've got something against me personally, try emailing me at Brassiebroad@yahoo.com, instead of cluttering up D's space with petty, pathetic insults. TRY to be an adult.
By saying:
"Please don't waste our time with a meaningless post."
Okay, THIS is as meaningless as the one you were criticizing. That's pure hypocrisy. I think it's time to let go, don't you? Mine was a response to D's comment, and not yours, so get over it.
As it stands now, I'm not going to acknowledge anything further that you post, because they are snide, childish attempts at being catty, and you need some work on that, darling. You're not worth my time.
On another page, D! BABY! How are you?
most is well, Manic. Mostly.
You'll be proud of me. I'm going to an actual movie tonight. And it doesn't even have Brad Pitt, either.
Guess which one and you get a prize!
Ok, well, there's no prize. I lied about the prize. But feel free to guess. It's my favorite kind of movie.
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