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Wednesday, February 08, 2006

This is the Last Straw...er, Last Stand.

I give you all a glimpse of the WORLD OF TOMORROW...Today! No seriously. It's official: X3 is now called X-Men: The Last Stand. I always knew that Brett Ratner would have the final word on this movie series, but mainly because he would burn it to the ground and then prematurely bury it alive while the agonizing screams of Fanboys echoes through his shallow, talentless ears. So here's the teaser trailer for the movie. Ugh. God damn it. Firstly, stop trying to jam every single Mutant into this thing. Secondly, Phoenix force is evil, already? And according to the early script reviews and (alleged) early peeks at the flick, so many people just die. Why couldn't I write this thing? Mine would've been great. No, your script wasn't better, Romulox23. I'll see you in ComiCon Hell! God damn it. Anyways here's a bunch of pictures. Enjoy!

(From Top to Bottom: Phoenix, Dark Phoenix, Phoenix & Magneto, Wolverine, Storm, Stacy X & Callisto & Psylocke, Angel, Wolverine & Professor X & Storm & Beast, Colossus & Wolverine & Brett Ratner & Storm & Rogue & Iceman & Shadowcat, Colossus & Rogue, Juggernaut)


(OK - this has been pointed out by everyone - but doesn't Juggernaut remind anyone else of Ram Man, from He-Man? Especially when you see him with his helmet on)

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

is Gambit in it?

2:33 PM  

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